‘Meteorite’ is the only wine infused the rocky taste of a real meteorite
Wine snobs love to throw around heady adjectives in their description of their favorite wines— bouquet of rose and cinnamon with an afternote of thyme blah blah blah— but if you were drinking a glass of Meteorite, you might notice that it tastes a little like… outer space. Because Meteorite is the only wine that’s aged with a meteorite in the barrel.
Okay, when I celebrate the oncoming Apocalypse, I’ll be drinking this.
